Interpersonal Detour

Her: That exercise device will give you exaggerated pain.

Me: Nuh-uh! It’s marketed to strengthen!

Her: Okay, but if you come crying to me in a few days about how much it hurts, I’m going to punch you in the McBags.

Me: Pfft! None of those things will happen.

Days later

Me: Man, this pain…

Her: (sharp look)

Me: Uh, in my eyes. You know, from reading about how bad some exercise devices are for you.

Her: (not changing expression)

Me: I think I may need a sports codpiece before I talk to you further.

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2 Comments on “Interpersonal Detour”

  1. Katie Says:

    You know, a simple “you were right” would really do wonders for your relationship. 😉

  2. Dad Says:

    It’s more fun if you keep denying she’s right. Possibly more disabling, too.


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